D'Artagnon Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 lol, when Benji moved down here to stay, I bought us matching t-shirts that say "I have knotty thoughts" with a simple overhand knot for an image. We wore them to the club together later that weekend, lol and as for puns.... Saying that some sports fans are crazy is like saying in a hurricane you might experience... MOISTURE! Ricky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Why is it the square root of N equals the hypotenuse of triangle Z? As a side note. Beware the purple paradox of the Blue and Green Room... Ricky and D'Artagnon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Algebra actually has no use. It was the result of an English teacher being made to fill in for a math teacher. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Patient wakes up during surgery while doctor plays solo on the organ. And why do all the football coaches seem to double as remedial math teachers? Is it that easy an A? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Why is "therapist" made up of the compound word "the rapist"? D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken barber Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I have to say nonsense seems to be a direct projection of a persons perception of sense versus nonsense. In short the irony of it all is that no one seems to be able to explain the concept of direct action vs indirection action in relation to perceptual concepts of logical and illogical irony. In conclusion why did the chicken cross the road. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Because the rooster was her therapist? D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Pudding has no bones. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Pudding has no bones. What about crab pudding? D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I once successfully played the H chord, but it imploded the universe and we had to start over. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekbergjex Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I just couldn't depart your website before suggesting that I actually enjoyed the standard information a person provide for your visitors? Is going to be back often to check up on new posts Ricky, ken barber and D'Artagnon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 If the 4th of July is celebrated with hotdogs and fireworks, what should we celebrate May the 4th (be with you) with? LIghtsabers and er... idunno, popcorn? ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Great idea! Must invent lightsaber popcorn popper! And, of course, we should have Nerf steak. ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 lightsaber powered Jiffy Pop! Boom ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark C. Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 And the music playing during the making of the popcorn would the 1812 Overture finale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 What, not this song instead? Or this one? Or if you feel a bit of a Red Cap bend. Maybe after that haunting melody, perhaps some roast cougar served with melon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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