ken barber Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Huge sale on snow shovels in the Sahara Desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark C. Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 And a bigger sale on freezers in the Arctic! ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Schaeffer Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 dark energy = solar panels in a cavern Ricky and Mark C. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeikor Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Blue cheese ice cream- the dessert of choice with pea soup and peanut butter sandwiches. ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Welcome to Sunny, Funny Seattle, where we are frequently sleepless, often talk with some Fraiser guy on the radio, have boys that sparkle and girls that seriously don't (oooh, see that, he worked in a Twilight reference!), and are still kicking ourselves about the Boz ken barber and Mark C. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 A fight to get seats at the pacifist's brawl on Pay Per View ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeikor Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 A fight to get seats at the pacifist's brawl on Pay Per View And it broke all records for most requested Pay Per View sports events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Ducolax is another term for a lazy Duke. (The Little Shit) Mark C. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 The little stone is broken because the teddy bear took the sunlight! ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeikor Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 But he did give it back after the sea turtle spit on the little stone and healed it. ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Westboro Baptist Church has made a sizable donation to Planned Parenthood. ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Someone said Good Morning and it actually WAS! So I skipped my coffee AND the Red Bull. ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergrinch Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 In the Revolutions Universe, President Ashwood realizes the error of his ways. Unable to stomach any further loss of life, he hands over power gracefully and willingly goes to prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 because.... because pudding has no bones! ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken barber Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Who want to meet me in Panama for a snowball fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 What is the difference between a duck? *giggles* Give up? One leg is both the same! *laughs insanely* what do you mean... that's not funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark C. Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 D'Artagnon, I guess you had to be there to see the humor, grin... D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 What is the difference between a duck? *giggles* Give up? One leg is both the same! *laughs insanely* what do you mean... that's not funny? Some people can tell'em some people can't. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 lol, well, it is a blonde joke, told from a blonde's point of view. I will accept all flames directly since it's wicked cold out. figured it's absolute nonsense so why not, lol. for better absolute nonsense.... A dead bear was found in the woods, after he had attacked and eaten a PETA volunteer. Local veterinarians suggest that he died from choking on the irony. Mark C. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 for better absolute nonsense.... A dead bear was found in the woods, after he had attacked and eaten a PETA volunteer. Local veterinarians suggest that he died from choking on the irony. Now That was bloody funny! So funny that my cat is knitting me a straight jacket. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 My uncle so stupid he spent all day saying "am not" to R2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 ok, this thread seams to have gone from absurd to bad jokes. So getting back to the thread, D'Artagnon can tell jokes! D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 I thought I met a Dryad, turns out it was just a naughty pine. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Boy Scouts have knotty thoughts. Ricky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Boy Scouts have knotty thoughts. Oh Leaf it alone or people will think you're barking. . . oh wait, you are aren't you? You'll probably prove it by pelting us with a few more puns. D'Artagnon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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