ken barber Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Does everyone have crazy morning rituals. And I don't mean the get up have a coffee and a smoke I mean the weird shit we do when we are alone and getting ready for work. Every Morning after my shower and shave and all that I talk my clothes for the day, lay them out on the bed and stand in front of a full length manor in my t-shirt and boxers. I picture a night getting ready for battle and grab my freshly pressed starch white shirt doing put it on and fasten each button deliberately. Next I take the cuff links that have been chosen to match the toe perfectly. I connect my cuffs with the links and then the tie. A perfect Windsor knot is the only option with the dimple precisely in the center and the knot center perfectly on the collar. Then the pants still creased perfectly from the dry cleaners. Then the vest with at least 3 buttons. The freshly polished shoes are next then jacket. Finaly like a sword going into a scabbard I slide my weapon of choice an Iphone 5s into the vest pocket. Look one more time and I am off to do battle. "Come home with shield or come home upon it" Am I crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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