Emperor Roland Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 one of my personal favorites... Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Sir Robin: That's easy. Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause] Sir Robin: I don't know that. [he is thrown over the edge into the volcano] Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name? Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Galahad: I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Galahad: Blue. No, yel... [he is also thrown over the edge] Galahad: auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. [he is thrown over] Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh. Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rilbur Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 You know, you could have just linked the scene. Not as good as the holy hand grenade scene, I will admit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken barber Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Not as much fun RIlbur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 uh oh, i hear a chorus of brave sir robyn coming on... Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, oh, brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis split and his That's, that's enough music for now Lads A.B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!") Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!") When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("no!") Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!") And gallantly he chickened out. ****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. ("all lies!") Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin! ("I never!") A.B and ken barber 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpaw Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I probably should have warned you guys ahead of time. I even contributed to this several years ago by getting Jamie a complete set of the Python shows on disc. I better run now ... or he'll be coming after me with a handful of loganberries. A.B and ken barber 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I probably should have warned you guys ahead of time. I even contributed to this several years ago by getting Jamie a complete set of the Python shows on disc. I better run now ... or he'll be coming after me with a handful of loganberries. RIGHT! Now how to defend yourself against a handful of logan berries. You there (points in general direction) come on with feeeling!! Right (shot heard man drops dead) ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Time for this kid to get to sleep Knight all A.B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken barber Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 With the Emperors blessing I think it time Sir Jamie13 be dispatched most presently on a quest a quest of great importance and magnitude. Sir Jamie you must bring us a Shrubbery. One that looks Nice and not too expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 and you must cut down this tree with... A HERRING! ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.B Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Not a herring!!! Too...easy!! Spork! cut it down with a dull spork!!! mpuhahahahaha :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.B Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Best I can figure out it is the number of posts you make. I just recently became a Duke. Where is my dukedom and is there any financial gain from it is what I want to know? LOL Dukedom? Financial gain? Hmmm... I must have a talk with the higher-ups I've been a duke for longer...soon a grand prince (well sooner or later) I require a bride with substantial land, beauty and wealth Intelligence...not so much Jeikor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnon Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 ah, all the good things in life. ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Dukedom? Financial gain? Hmmm... I must have a talk with the higher-ups I've been a duke for longer...soon a grand prince (well sooner or later) I require a bride with substantial land, beauty and wealth Intelligence...not so much Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 With the Emperors blessing I think it time Sir Jamie13 be dispatched most presently on a quest a quest of great importance and magnitude. Sir Jamie you must bring us a Shrubbery. One that looks Nice and not too expensive. would you like a nice path and a stream too? ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken barber Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 oh a path a path Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I probably should have warned you guys ahead of time. I even contributed to this several years ago by getting Jamie a complete set of the Python shows on disc. I better run now ... or he'll be coming after me with a handful of loganberries. I ALSO HAVE BOTH BOOKS OF MONTY PYTHON ALL THE LINES GOT THEM FROM POP TOO ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfhighlander Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I too am a long time Python fan, I have the two book set of the script of Holy Grail, all the movies and all the shows. I've done the whole Peasant and King Arthur a few times doing all the voices and such for the boys in my Scout Troop a few times and they are usually ROFL when I finish. Always good to have another Python fan around. ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.B Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Speaking of good black humour old fashioned British humour who here has seen black adder and black books?!?! ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken barber Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I love Black Adder A.B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.B Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Hahahahhahahhaha ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.B Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I have a cunning plan!! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Dennis Moore, Dennis MooreGalloping through the swardDennis Moore, Dennis MooreAnd his horse ConcordeHe steals from the richAnd gives to the poorMr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. MooreDennis Moore, Dennis MooreRiding through the nightSoon every lupin in the landWill be in his mighty handHe steals them from the richAnd gives them to the poorMr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. MooreDennis Moore, Dennis MooreDum dum dum the nightDennis Moore, Dennis MooreDum de dum dum plightHe steals dum dum dumAnd dum dum dum deeDennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dumDennis Moore, Dennis MooreRiding through the woodsDennis Moore, Dennis MooreWith his bag of thingsHe gives to the poorAnd he takes from the richDennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis MooreDennis Moore, Dennis MooreRiding through the landDennis Moore, Dennis MooreWithout a merry bandHe steals from the poorAnd gives to the richStupid bitch ken barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken barber Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I see and that fact that this secret has eluded the most intelligent people since the dawn of time doesn't dampen your spirits ? A.B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.B Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I see and that fact that this secret has eluded the most intelligent people since the dawn of time doesn't dampen your spirits ? What fun is a secret if everyone knows it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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